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Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.