I Walked In On My

With My Dog I Don't Get No Respect. He Keeps Barking At The Front Door. He Don't Want To Go Out. He Wants Me To Leave.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.