I Asked My Old Man

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.