What A Doctor I've Got

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I Got No Sex Life. Her Favorite Position Is Facing Bloomingdale's.

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.