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Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

We Lived In A Neighborhood That Was Too Rich For Us. When I Was Young, I Had To Deliver Groceries To The Homes Of The Kids I Went To School With. I Had To Go To The Back Doors To Make The Deliveries. It Was Embarrassing. That Was One Thing Out Of A Hundred.