His Breath Is So Bad

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.