His Breath Is So Bad

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!