I Know I'm Not Sexy.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. The Time I Was Kidnapped, And The Kidnappers Sent My Parents A Note They Said, "we Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again."

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.