I'd Like To Get Some

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!