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My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.