Sure I Smoked Pot In

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.