My Cousin Is Gay, I

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.