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Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

I'm Not A Sexy Guy. I Went To A Hooker. I Dropped My Pants. She Dropped Her Price.

A Sense Of Humor Is Rare. It Isn't Telling A Joke About How There Are Three Ways To Get To Heaven. It's Being In A Restaurant And Hearing Someone Say, Everyone's Got Their Tale Of Woe, And Then Turning Around And Saying, Unfortunately, In Life, There's More Woe Than Tail.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.