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My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

With My Dog I Don't Get No Respect. He Keeps Barking At The Front Door. He Don't Want To Go Out. He Wants Me To Leave.

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.