I Went To A Freak

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!