My Wife Is So Fat

With My Doctor, I Don't Get No Respect. I Told Him I Want A Vasectomy. He Said With A Face Like Mine, I Don't Need One.

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.