My Wife Is So Fat

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.