My Mom Took Me To

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.