My Mom Took Me To

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

Last Halloween A Kid Tried To Rip My Face Off. He Thought It Was A Mask. Now It's Different When I Open The Door The Kids Hand Me Candy.

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.