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When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey Rodney, How'd You Get Started? Rodney: I Was 12 Years Old, Alone In My Room, And I Got Started!

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.