What A Dog I Got,

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

We Lived In A Neighborhood That Was Too Rich For Us. When I Was Young, I Had To Deliver Groceries To The Homes Of The Kids I Went To School With. I Had To Go To The Back Doors To Make The Deliveries. It Was Embarrassing. That Was One Thing Out Of A Hundred.

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.