List Of 735+ Clever Quotes

Always Read Something That Will Make You Look Good If You Die In The Middle Of It.

The Proper Behavior All Through The Holiday Season Is To Be Drunk. This Drunkenness Culminates On New Year's Eve, When You Get So Drunk You Kiss The Person You're Married To.

Mercedes Benz : A Mechanical Device That Increases Sexual Arousal In Women.

My Neighbour Asked If He Could Use My Lawnmower And I Told Him Of Course He Could, So Long As He Didn't Take It Out Of My Garden.

War Has Become An Affair Of Machines...and Soldiers Are Little More Than Clever Mechanics.

And The Sculptor Woman Was So Clever In The Way She Did It. She Had The Beret Just About To Leave My Hand. So It's Attached To This Finger And That's What Will Keep It There. And I'm Looking Up At It, So There's No Question But That That Beret Is Going To Fly.

Has The Dark Shadow Really Disappeared? Or Is It Inside Me, Concealed, Waiting For Its Chance To Reappear? Like A Clever Thief Hidden Inside A House, Breathing Quietly, Waiting Until Everyone’s Asleep. I Have Looked Deep Inside Myself, Trying To Detect Something That Might Be There. But Just As Our Consciousness Is A Maze, So Too Is Our Body. Everywhere You Turn There’s Darkness, And A Blind Spot. Everywhere You Find Silent Hints, Everywhere A Surprise Is Waiting For You.

Clever People Can Copy The Handwriting Of An Artist - It's Like Forging A Person's Signature.

To Be Clever In The Afternoon Argues That One Is Dining Nowhere In The Evening.

Humor Is Important. If You're Going To Tell Any Sort Of Realistic Story, You're Going To Have To Have Humor In It, Because People Are Funny. Clever People Especially.

If You're Going To Have A Book Full Of Clever People And Nobody Ever Jokes, It's Just Not Going To Ring True To The Reader. That Said, Humor Writing Is The Hardest Kind Of Writing There Is.

I Take Back Everything I Ever Said About That Boy Being Clever." He Turned Around To Face The Bar While Leveling An Accusatory Finger At The Closed Door. "that," He Said Firmly To The Room In General, "is What Comes Of Working With Iron Every Day.