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My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.