I Found There Was Only

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!