Comedy Is In My Blood.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.