Comedy Is In My Blood.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.