I Came From A Real

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

I'm Not A Sexy Guy. I Went To A Hooker. I Dropped My Pants. She Dropped Her Price.

I Was Making Love To This Girl And She Started Crying. I Said, "are You Going To Hate Yourself In The Morning?" She Said, "no, I Hate Myself Now."