My Wifes Cooking Is So

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.