My Wifes Cooking Is So

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

And My Girlfriend, She's Fat! How Fat? She's So Fat She Wears Two Watches-one For Each Time Zone!

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.