My Wifes Cooking Is So

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.