When I Was A Kid

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.