When I Was A Kid

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

With My Dog I Don't Get No Respect. He Keeps Barking At The Front Door. He Don't Want To Go Out. He Wants Me To Leave.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.