With My Dog I Don't

I Can't Get No Respect.

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.