A Hooker Once Told Me

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.

With My Dog I Don't Get No Respect. He Keeps Barking At The Front Door. He Don't Want To Go Out. He Wants Me To Leave.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.