I Tell Ya, It's Tough

On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids Out Looking Like Me.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.