I Tell Ya, My Wife's

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.