She Was So Fat That

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.