What A Dog I Got.

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.