My Only Thrill Is Self

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'