I Was A Poster Child...

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.