Last Week I Told My

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!