I'm Getting So Old My

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

A Homeless Guy Came Up To Me On The Street, Said He Hadn't Eaten In Four Days. I Told Him, "man, I Wish I Had Your Willpower.