I'm Getting So Old My

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.