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...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?

When I Was A Little Boy And Played Liebestraum, My Father Used To Hit Me On The Head With A Newspaper Every Time I Slopped The Cadenza . . . I Hate Liebestraum.