Many People Have Asked Me

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.