The First Piano Was Built

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.