The First Piano Was Built

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.