The First Piano Was Built

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.