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When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.