Santa Claus Has The Right

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.