...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.