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I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.