I Only Know Two Pieces;

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.