I Only Know Two Pieces;

Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People.

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.