When An Opera Star Sings

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.