When An Opera Star Sings

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.