If I Have Caused Just

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)