If I Have Caused Just

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.