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Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.
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Did You Know That Mozart

Victor Borge
Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.
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