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He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.