My Father Invented A Cure

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.

There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian Andersen In Every Dane.

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.