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What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.