Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.