He Was Happily Married -

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People.