Laughter Is The Closest Distance

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

When I Was A Little Boy And Played Liebestraum, My Father Used To Hit Me On The Head With A Newspaper Every Time I Slopped The Cadenza . . . I Hate Liebestraum.

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.