I Normally Don't Do Requests.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.